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Rules of Optimization:
Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.
–– Michael A. Jackson
Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.
–– Steve Jobs
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
–– Edsger Dijkstra
It's not at all important to get it right the first time. It's vitally important to get it right the last time.
–– Andrew Hunt, David Thomas
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
–– Stan Kelly-Bootle
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
–– Rick Osborne
Linux is only free if your time has no value.
–– Jamie Zawinski
Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.
–– Eagleson's law
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
–– Keith Bostic
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
–– Brian W. Kernighan
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
–– Edward V Berard
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
–– Jamie Zawinski
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
–– Bill Gates
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
–– Tom Cargill
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
–– Robert Sewell
There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses
–– Bjarne Stroustrup
We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins.
–– Ellen Ullman
What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months.
–– Fred Brooks
No one in the brief history of computing has ever written a piece of perfect software. It's unlikely that you'll be the first.
–– Andy Hunt
Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster.
–– Jeremy Keith
You can have the project:
-Done On Time
-Done On Budget
-Done Properly
Pick two.
–– Okänd
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